Someone: So you know that actor Benedict Cumber-
Me: *drops what’s in hand*
Me: *jumps out of window*
Me: *runs down street*
Me: *crashes through wall*
Me: *stands in front of person*
We’re releasing the first two minutes of Hannibal Season 2, aka the most intense fight you will ever witness. Stay tuned.
On Thursday, the Crimean parliament unanimously voted to secede from Ukraine and join the Russian Federation. The request has been officially sent to Moscow, although President Vladimir Putin has not announced his intentions yet.
In response to Russia’s incursion into Ukrainian territory, President Barack Obama signed an executive order on Thursday to freeze the U.S.-based assets and property of Russian officials who have been involved in the military intervention. The State Department is also denying visas to both Russian and Ukrainian officials who were involved.
when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze
Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener!
*not actually magic
DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING
when yo momma call u for dinner and its not even ready
Jonah Hill gets a supportive over-the-shoulder-five from Leonardo DiCaprio after his nomination reel was shown at the 86th Annual Academy Awards, March 2nd, 2014
sorry, but this was the cutest moment that night